This is what you get if you wake me up by yelling "SMILE".  It's an old picture but I thought I'd add it here so it didn't get forgotten.  I don't suggest trying this with just anyone.  Some people's first reaction wouldn't be to smile, but to punch.

I'm keeping this blog to myself I think.  I don't mind if strangers read it.  I don't really know what they'd make of it, but I want to be honest and open, and I think that if I told everyone I know about this blog I would edit myself.